Comes out in the black mock turtleneck sweater and jeans and talks about the insanely great stuff Apple is working on
Takes Noah through how to impersonate him better, but acknowledges the Pirates of Silicon Valley movie, and asks for a cameo on ER
Noah's about to leave, but turns around to ask if Steve is still a virgin
Over $200 million in profit last quarter, the seventh consecutive quarter in a row
With $3 billion in cash, they did a $500 million stock buyback
Inventory has been reduced from a day's worth to 15 hours worth
Gap's Nikki Glaser is joining the board of directors
Talks about the trailer of Star Wars The Phantom Menace
Announces QuickTime TV
Regular television needs a receiver, stations, networks, and content
Apple has a QuickTime client, a new partnership with Akamai, and content from BBC, ABC News, ESPN, Rolling Stone, and others
Does a demo of QuickTime TV
Mac OS 9 will ship in October and has over 50 new features
Does a demo of Mac OS 9, focusing on Sherlock 2
Mac OS 9 will cost $99
Brings up the 2 x 2 product matrix, and reminds the audience that they are shipping three of these products today
iMac started shipping last August 15, and in that year has sold 1.9 million units
Now 120 USB devices shipping, with many more to come, and shows off a few
3935 new and renewed Mac apps since the iMac was released, including Disney CD-ROMs and Bungie's Halo

Bungie's Jason Jones
Halo for Mac

IBM's Ozzie Osborne
Via Voice for Mac
Addresses the blank square on the 2 x 2 matrix, saying they've built an "iMac to go"
The iBook has a 800x600 12.1" TFT display, with ATI Rage Mobility graphics, a 300 MHz G3 processor, CD-ROM drive, 32 MB of RAM, 3.2 GB hard drive, modem and ethernet
Has a 6 six hour battery life
Uncovers and shows off the iBook, available in Tangerine and Blueberry colors
Available for $1599 starting in September

Presenting the iMac unplugged

Is it possible to fall in love with a computer?

Barry White singing "You Turned My Whole world Around"
Asks for the audience's opinions on the ads, with #2 and #4 the clear favorites
Goes to the Apple, CNN and Disney web sites on an iBook, and walks up stage without any wires attached, and even passes a hula hoop over the iBook
The AirPort base station uses 802.11 wireless networking, and the iBook has antennas on either side of its screen, plus a slot to take an AirPort card
AirPort has a range of 150 feet

"That's bigger than anybody's house I know other than Bill Gates"
The card for iBook is $99, and the base station is $299
Does a demo of the iBook's wireless ability
Gets Phil to jump 4 metres with an iBook with an accelerometer to show it wirelessly communicating that data
Asks Apple employees to stand and receive applause